who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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