yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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