Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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