I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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