i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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