Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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