Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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