U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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