Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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