I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Everclear isn't food dammit
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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