yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
