Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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