i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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