Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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