Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
accomplished twins. life is a go
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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