So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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