she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm always down for nudity.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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