Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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