just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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