BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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