Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
