i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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