16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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