my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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