3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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