Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Congratulations! We have a period
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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