3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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