Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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