: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
hows the party?
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be there in 10
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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