Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He better not be in your backpack
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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