Your tits are I can't wait for
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I want her autograph on my taint
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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