Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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