Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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