By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
