I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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