i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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