Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
