:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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