stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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