i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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