Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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