I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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