I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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