we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
