He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Life is so much better after having sex.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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