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Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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