He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
why is half of my head shaved?
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