He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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