I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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