that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Randomize
