carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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