FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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