Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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