One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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