Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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