Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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